"I may not be able to see you, there may be hundreds of miles between us but I'll always be looking your way. I'll be watching over you forever. I promise".-Makarov.Hi, I'm Jason. I love Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, Attack on Titan, Pokémon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Homestuck, Doctor Who, The Legend of Zelda, Sword Art Online, Inuyasha, Adventure Time. The list is infinite. I love all of my followers and will talk with anyone, anytime.
I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.
Try is keyword.
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!
SAY IT WITH ME
- the mitochondria are not “deep”
- the mitochondria are not “quirky”
- the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
- STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
6 year olds dont get on tumblr taylor.
|You're a stuck up prick who thinks that having followers makes you better than people. Guess what, it doesn't.|
What was that? I wasn’t paying attention I got a paper cut from counting all my followers
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
So it’s my little sisters birthday
jesus christ pIVI
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports