"I may not be able to see you, there may be hundreds of miles between us but I'll always be looking your way. I'll be watching over you forever. I promise".-Makarov.Hi, I'm Jason. I love Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, Attack on Titan, Pokémon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Homestuck, Doctor Who, The Legend of Zelda, Sword Art Online, Inuyasha, Adventure Time. The list is infinite. I love all of my followers and will talk with anyone, anytime.

loony-b:

loony-b:

loony-b:

I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.

Try is keyword.

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!

WHAT

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

cishet:

goldenwebs:

cishet:

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

6 year olds dont get on tumblr taylor.

why not

They’re 6

You're a stuck up prick who thinks that having followers makes you better than people. Guess what, it doesn't.
Anonymous

bewbin:

What was that? I wasn’t paying attention I got a paper cut from counting all my followers

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

ghostrickbara:

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

jesus christ pIVI

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it